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                            AGAMEMNON - Violent Femmes
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By Bryson Meunier

intro/verse(guitar1(clean electric))-
   E------------------------------------------------------|
   B------------------------------------------------------|
   G------------------------------------------------------|
   D---------4----4h7brp4---------------4--4h7br4---------|
   A------------------------7---4------------------7---4--|
   E-----2--------------------------2---------------------|

 ||(guitar 2(clean electric))-                        ||
   E------------------------------5---------------------5-|
   B------------------------------5---------------------5-|
   G------------------------------5---------------------5-|
   D------------------------------------------------------|
   A------------------------------------------------------|
   E------------------------------------------------------|

    guitar 1-                                         
   E------------------------------------------------------|
   B------------------------------------------------------|
   G------------------------------------------------------|
   D----4--4h7brp4------------4--4h7brp4------------------|
   A----------------7--4------------------7--4------------|
   E-2---------------------2--------------------2---------|

 || guitar 2-                                         ||
   E---------------------5--------------5-5-5-5-5---------|
   B---------------------5--------------5-5-5-5-5---------|
   G---------------------5--------------5-5-5-5-5---------|
   D------------------------------------------------------|
   A------------------------------------------------------|
   E------------------------------------------------------|

   The telephone, the telephone
   I have an idea  
   B5                    
   Women always have ideas(continue verse riff)
   Hello?
   Chorus:
   Here is Aga-Mem-Non   Here is Aga-Mem-Non
   F#5          A          F#5        Em
   E------------------------------------------------------|
   B--------------2---------------------------------------|
   G--------------2---------------------------------------|
   D--4--4--4--4--2---4------4--4--4--4--2--4-------------|
   A--4--4--4--4------4------4--4--4--4--2--4-------------|
   E--2--2--2--2------2------2--2--2--2--0--2-------------|

   Here is Aga-Mem-Non   Here is Aga-Mem-Non
   F#5          A          F#5        Em
   E------------------------------------------------------|
   B--------------2---------------------------------------|
   G--------------2---------------------------------------|
   D--4--4--4--4--2---4------4--4--4--4--2--2-------------|
   A--4--4--4--4------4------4--4--4--4--2--2-------------|
   E--2--2--2--2------2------2--2--2--2--0--0-------------|

   (continue verse riff)
   Who? Wrong connection
   This is...
   B5
   I am a moralist
   an anti-militarist
   I am against duels
   I cannot stand seeing a fly in rage 
   I cannot look at a uniform or blood
    C#5
   That woman has seduced me
   And now I am done for(2x)

  (continue verse riff)
   Darling where shall I
   hide you in a hurry(2x)

   (chorus)

   (continue chorus riff)
   I am coming
   Directly from the trenches
   And look forward 
   To a solemn luncheon

   (continue verse riff)
   Oh my nerves!
   I'm losing my mind(2x)
     B5
   This damned telephone
   Spoils my favorite position
     C#5
   And now I can start
   Writing poetry again

   (End on vocal ad lib. Experiment and have fun with the outro. That's all
the femmes are doing, really. It just sounds like Gordon is making agreeable
noise with the guitar by moving his fingers all over the fretboard while
speed-picking(mostly around the nineteenth fret).Experiment and then end).

  These are the chords mentioned above:
     B5       C#5
   E--------------------|
   B--------------------|
   G---4----------6-----|
   D---4----------6-----|
   A---2----------4-----|
   E--------------------|

   symbols used in transcription:
   h = hammer-on
   p = pull-off
   b = bend 1/2 step
   r = release
   || = joins two simultaneous guitar parts

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