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                THINGS THAT DON’T WORK PROPERLY EVEN AFTER
    A GOOD THUMPING, SECRETLY NO-ALCOHOL LAGER- Teenage Space Amoeba
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By: Shitface O’Maley

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----------------------------------------5----------------
D|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-x7-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-9-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-5-5-5-5-5----------------
A|---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-x7-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-9-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-5-5-5-5-3----------------
E|------------------5-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-3-3-3-3------------------
Repeat 4x

Then this:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------5-5-5---------5-5-5----------5-5-5-------------------------------
D|---5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-------------------------------
A|---5-5-5--3-3-3--5-5-5--3-3-3---5-5-5--3-3-3-------------------------------
E|---3-3-3---------3-3-3----------3-3-3--------------------------------------

Chorus:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7---------------------5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------
A|---5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------
E|-------------5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-------------------------------------------
Repeat 4x

Then go back to chorus

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