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                              MY PATHETIC PAST - SNFU
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  By Steve Scibilia (lukofsky@voyager.net)
  
  [Intro]
  Eii   Eii   Eii    (play 24x)
  
  [Verse]
  Eii
  No prize for congeniality
  A     G     Eii     A
  Never known popularity
  Eii
  This ugly stick had wished
  A     G     Eii     A
  To one day become a swan
  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii
  Always picked last for sports teams
  A     G     Eii     A
  Got cheated out of my wet dreams
  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii 
  Missed out on teenage sex
  A      G      Eii       A
  Was too busy beating off to Reader's Digest
  
  [Chorus]
  Eii           D
  Well I can't help but laugh 
  Eii           D
  At my pathetic past
  Eii           D
  From now on things will be different
  Eii           D       Eii
  Everyday will now be recess
  
  [Fill]
  Eii  Eii  Eii  (play 4x)
  Eii  B  B   Eii
  
  [Verse]
  Eii
  Beaten up by football jocks
  A        G        Eii      A
  Forced to hide in toilet stalls
  Eii
  Chased home by rabid dogs
  A        G        Eii     A
  Somehow survived it all
  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii
  'Kick Me' sign taped to my back
  A        G        Eii      A
  I had to run out of my art class
  
  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii
  Shit rolling out of my slacks
  A        G        Eii      A
  Chasing me down the stairwell
  
  Repeat [Chorus]
  Eii Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii  Eii
  A       G        Eii       A
  
  Repeat [Chorus]

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