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                             DON'T HAVE THE COW - SNFU
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By:  Chris Inch (clinch_69@hotmail.com)

  (mute the intro with palm)
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     Verse:
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D-|--9--9--7---4-4---4-5----|
A-|--7--9--5---4-4-0-4-5----|
E-|-----7------2-2-0-2-3----|

 You should have listened to your mother
 And ate your veggies when you were younger.
 You should have listened to your parents
 And doubled up on your peas and carrots.

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     Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony

     Chorus(repeat 2x):  
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     Now that the cows are going mad. 

     2nd Verse:
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A-|--7--------5--------------------7--5--5----4-4-0-4-5--|
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      The vegetarians are laughing at us now

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A-|-7-----------5-------------------------7----5--4-4-0-4-5-|
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     This just makes me want to hate them even more.   

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       But if you indulge in that,   You're no 

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     smarter than the slab   of meat you eat      

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     The one that now driving you mad

     Repeat 4x
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       m - a - a - d

 (Small solo)

     Repeat 2x
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     I hate to be an "I told you so," 
     But   I   fucking  told you so! 

 (Small solo)

     Repeat 2x
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     Meat is murder and it's killing you 
     What the hell are  you  gonna do?

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G-|--9----------5--------------------7------------|
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     Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony

     Chorus (repeat 2x): 
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B-|----------------------------------|
G-|-----------------9----------------|
D-|-----------------9------9--10-----|
A-|-----------------7------9--10-----|
E-|------------------------7--8------|
     cows are going mad.  

  (Do a concluding solo)

    Here's what I usually use:
    (It practically the same as the recording)    
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A-|--7-7-9-10--------------------5h7--------------|
E-|-----------8-8-10-12-3-3-5-7------3h5-2h3-0h2--|

E-|-------------------------------------------------------|
B-|----------------------------------------------16b-16b--|
G-|---------------------------12-------12-----------------|
D-|-----------10-12-14--12-14----12-14----12-14-----------|
A-|--7-7-9-10---------------------------------------------|
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 Finish with some improv and then:

     (repeat 3x)
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D-|------4----------------5-------------|
A-|------4----------------5-------------|
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       I hate to be an "I told you so!"

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