This IS accurate. Listen to the song for strumming pattern and switch patterns.
Also listen for crescendos and decrescendos.



A            x222xx
Asus4     o322ox
Dmaj9     o22ox2
E6          o2122o
Dsus2     o32oxx
Bm11      o32o2x
Amaj7     o212ox

A                  Asus4 Dmaj9
Green plastic watering can
                        E6         Dsus2
for her fake chinese rubber plant
                A     Dsus2
in the fake plastic earth
A                              Asus4 Dmaj9
That she bought from a rubber man
                    E6         Dsus2
in a town full of rubber plans
         A        Dsus2
to get rid of itself
              Bm11                     A
it wears her out       it wears her out
              Bm11                     A
it wears her out       it wears her out
                       Asus4 Dmaj9
She lives with a broken man
                   E6     Dsus2
a cracked polystyrene man
              A            Dsus2
who just crumbles and burns
A                   Asus4 Dmaj9
He used to do surgery
                     E6 Dsus2
for girls in the eighties
               A       Dsus2
but gravity always wins
                  Bm11                 A
and it wears him out     it wears him out
              Bm11        Asus4 A
it wears him out       it wears-
                        Asus4 Dmaj9
she looks like the real thing
                    E6        Dsus2
she tastes like the real thing
           A      Dsus2
my fake plastic love
A    
but i can't help the feeling
Dmaj9                      E6 Dsus2
i could blow through the ceiling
           A         Dsus2
if i just turn and run
                 Bm11              A
and it wears me out    it wears me out
             Bm11                 A
it wears me out     it wears me out
Amaj7          Bm11
and if I could be who you wanted
           A
if i could be who you wanted
E6 Bm11        A
all the time   all the time
E6
ahh

Bm11 A E6 Bm11 A

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