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From: rolenincountry@webtv.net (Chris Rolen)
Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 14:21:40 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: IF YOU TRY TO SAVE THIS MARRIAGE AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU

This is a song by the comedian TIM WILSON!! It's available on his TUNED
UP cd!!!  It's a great song, with unbelievable lyrics!!


      
They got el(E)even of us  in a Jim Walter home / They (A) got your
genes, and my chromosomes / But these (F#m) young-ens are about to drive
me out of my (B) skull / They (E) lost their minds and you've lost your
looks / You (A) think I've slept with the telephone book / But to (F#m)
tell you the truth, I'm only half way through the (B) Q's / And if you
try to (A) save this marriage ag(B)ain / I'll (E) kill you

You're (E) louder than an outboard Evenrouge / You (A) got us living off
little-league food / You're (E) cooking corn dogs for a (F#m)
fourty-five year old (B) man / And you've been (E) laying around like
I'm a nurses aid / I (A) oughta draw checks from Medicaid / You (E) lay
on the sofa, till your (F#m) butt turns black and (B) blue / And if you
try to (E) save this marriage (B) again / I'll (E) kill you 

(A)Call your lawyer, get him on the phone / (E) Ya'll can split
everything I own / (F#m) Divorce is rough / And there's hell to pay /
But (B) we don't own anything anyway / Since you (E) turned me in to the
Internal Reve(A)nue / And if you try to save this marraige ag(B)ain /
I'll (E) kill you

Solo

(A)Call your lawyer, tell him everything / (E)Man, that fat lady sure
could sing / Ta(F#m)ke the damned house / I wish you would / There's a
(B) Hooter girl waiting in my pickup truck / She's a (E) 38 D, and she
just turned twenty(A)-two / And if you try to save this marraige
ag(B)ain / I'll (E) kill you

And if you try to (A) save this marriage ag(B)ain / I'll (E)kill you


(THIS IS SUCH A GREAT SONG TO HEAR LIVE)

"It shouldn't be this hard, finding one honest heart"