Date: Fri, October 17 1997
From: Peter Ferragine (iginition@yesic.com)
Group: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Released: 1991 epitaph records
Track: 2
Title: the moron brothers

/ \ - slide
h - hammer on
x - scratch
pm - palm mute


intro

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|-5----7-5---5-7---8-10--10-5---5-7---7-10--|
|-5----7-5---5-7---8-10--10-5---5-7---7-10--|
|-3----5-3---3-5---5--8---8-3---3-5---5--8--|
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|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
|-----------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1------------------------------------------|

verse

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|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------------------------------|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
|-----------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|

riff

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|-----8-------------8-------|
|-5/9---9-8-7-5-5/9---9-8-7-|
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|---------------------------|
|---------------------------|

then...

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|-5-5-x-5-5-x-5-5-x-5-10-9-7-7-7-10-9-7-7-7-10-9-5-5-5-10-9-5-5-5--
|-5-5-x-5-5-x-5-5-x-5-10-9-7-7-7-10-9-7-7-7-10-9-5-5-5-10-9-5-5-5--
|-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3-x-3--8-7-5-5-5--8-7-5-5-5--8-7-3-3-3--8-7-3-3-3--
|------------------------------------------------------------------

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 -10-10-10-10-5-5-7-7-10-10-10-10--9--|
 -10-10-10-10-5-5-7-7-10-10-10-10--9--|
 --8--8--8--8-3-3-5-5--8--8--8--8--7--|
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verse 2 

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|-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------5-5-5-5-5-5-9-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
|-------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-

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 -5-5-5-5-5-5-9-7-5-|
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riff 2

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|-----8------------------------|
|-5/9---9-8-7-5-----5-7-10-9-7-|
|---------------5h7------------|
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|------------------------------|

next...

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|-5/9---9-8-7-5-5-5-x-7-7-x-10-10-x-10-9-|
|---------------5-5-x-7-7-x-10-10-x-10-9-|
|---------------3-3-x-5-5-x--8--8-x--8-7-|
|----------------------------------------|

chorus/outro

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|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-
|-----------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-

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 -3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-
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 -5-5-x-5-5-x-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3--5-5-x-5-5-x-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3--5--|
 -3-3-x-5-5-x-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3--3-3-x-5-5-x-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3--5--|
 -------3-3-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1--------3-3-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1--3--|

next...

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|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--
|-----------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1------------------------------------------

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 -5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
 -5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
 -3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--
 -----------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1------------------------------------------

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 -5-5-4-4-2-2---------------------|
 -5-5-4-4-2-2-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
 -3-3-2-2-0-0-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
 -------------3-3-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-|

and then...

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|-----8----------------------------------|
|-5/9---9-8-7-5-------5--5-5-7-7-10-10-9-|
|---------------7-5h7----5-5-7-7-10-10-9-|
|------------------------3-3-5-5--8--8-7-|
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lyrics

talking about the moron bros, tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
they're idiots, losers, they're scum, taking advantage of everyone
you're a dog they're your fleas, doing everything they can to spread disease
they'll take your beer, take your drugs, leave with you microscopic bugs
their company is something you won't miss, 
when your icetrays are filled with piss
they are the moron brothers, don't get along with others
they'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
they'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch
do do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do etc..
they'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
tabasco'sin your mouth, there's mustard up your nose
when your head is shaved you'll think the worse has passed
just try to move your leg, they'll put you in a cast
they are the moron brothers, don't get along with others
they may not go down in history, but they'll go down on your sister