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                         LAMER THAN LAME - Nerf Herder
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By: fernando (fernandohb1@uol.com.br)

intro: B G (4x) w/solo

(bass)
how do i get through to a girl like you
					C  B
workin' at the pretzal station at the hall 
       G	             	B
beautiful lips, like strawberry quick
                G		     B
i saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick
            		G
but you won't check me out 'cause i work 
         B                     G
in the back of the radio shack 

C            B          G
i won't be surprised
C		    D
if you don't call me tonight

 E            B      C
'cause i'm lamer than lame
     F# G	B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy

intro

verse2 - same as verse1
how can i even make you understand
when i'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband
saw you on the bus laughuin' with your pretty friends
i was in the back with the retarded kids
tried to say hello at the high school dance
but i wet my pants

C            B          G
i won't be surprised
C		    D
if you don't call me tonight

 E            B      C
'cause i'm lamer than lame
     F# G	B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy

 C	       G
we could be happy
      C		G		D
i could be the one you're looking for
C		G
i could get a haircut
B		   C		D
and i'd give up the video games

G
(bass)
G F# C C D

G F# C C D

C         B      G
no need to explain
C		D
why you didn't know my name

[drums]
'cause i'm 

 E            B      C
	lamer than lame
     F# G	B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy

[same as chorus]
lamer

B
C
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