I always do my tabs by ear but I think this one sounds about 98% perfect, 
and unlike many Monty Python tabs ("The Galaxy Song" and "Lumberjack Song" 
just to name a few) this one IS in the correct key as it is sung on the CD. 
Enjoy. 

P.S. This is just a revised version of the one I posted on Guitaretab.com 
so don't think I stole this tab from that site.


Spoken:

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?


But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

C           D
La dee dee, one two three,
F        D      C
Eric the half a bee.
C       D
A B C D E F G,
F        D      C
Eric the half a bee.

Am               D
Is this wretched demi-bee,
F            D
Half-asleep upon my knee,
C                   D
Some freak from a menagerie?
          F       D      C
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

C              D
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
F        D      C
Eric the half a bee.
C         D
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
F        C      D
Eric the half a bee.

Am                D
I love this hive, employee-ee,
F            D
Bisected accidentally,
    C           D
One summer afternoon by me,
  F        D     C
I love him carnally.

   F         D     C
He loves him carnally,
F    D     C
Semi-carnally.