From: Adam Bishop <nbishop@sympatico.ca>
Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 20:56:06 -0400


Amazing Bigfoot Diet - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

A   - x02220
D   - xx0232
E   - 022100
F#m - 244222

A

D    A
        I married a bigfoot
D    A
        I gave birth to my mother
D    A
        Donor wants his kidney back
D    A
        Golf cart on a rampage
D    A                                    D    A
        Couple of fleas talking bear (?)

(no chords)                                             D    A
Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for cocaine

Make others do your bidding
(???) in the fridge

A
I got a hotline to the dead
E
Come on lose weight now
F#m                  D
All you got to do is ask me how

         A       D                      A       D
It's the amazing bigfoot diet, it's the amazing bigfoot diet
         A        D          E       D    A
It's the amazing     bigfoot diet


How, yeah

Three die in manure pit, killer granny freed
Pregnant mom to be executed, hunters watch UFO battle
(???) snake handlers, play guitar in 7 days
(???) ate his son

A
It's hubby's law, he will execute cheating wife (?)
E
Non-stop weight loss
F#m                D
Go to bars looking like a horse (?)

Chorus

How yeah (howling)

E

A    E
        Mom gives self caesarean
A    E
        Girl kills brother over TV channel
A    E
        Nude sunbathers beach was bombed (?)
A    E                                     D    A
        Hunter bites crocodile's eyes out

Wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks
Princess convicted of beating her maids
(???)
I married a bigfoot
I married a bigfoot
At the Dingleberry Chapel

A
Aw let's all say it now B-I-G-F-O-O-T

E
Come on lose weight now
F#m                  D
All you got to do is ask me how

Chorus

A              D
Bigfoots here, bigfoots there
A               D
Goddamn bigfoots everywhere

Do the, do the bigfoot, do do do
Do the bigfoot burglar (?)
Yeah yeah

E                D    A

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