From: Adam Bishop <nbishop@sympatico.ca>
Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2001 20:45:19 -0400

Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

G     - 320003
C     - x32010
D     - xx0232
Em    - 022000
Dsus4 - xx0233


G

Alright now, a friend of mine named Jay is going to be landing jets on
aircraft carriers in
the navy there, and he's going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs,
and he's going
to paint my face on that nuclear bomb, and on the side it's going to say
"Mojo says hi."
So I wrote this song about it called Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear
Bomb, goes like this,
wellllll...

                               C
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
G                                  D
All them commies better get up and run
      G                            C
Gonna let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
      G           D            G
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb

I don't want to stop living just because the president's fibbing
I don't want to be murderized
Them D.C. folks they must be kooks, put my face on a nuke
Pretty soon we'll all be vaporized

(no chords for this verse)
Well down in Moscow they had a powwow
They said that the time was really now
For the bombs to fill the air
Them Russkies must be stupid as us
Everybody's head is full of pus
Now I got to change my underwear

Em                 C
Captain (???) said soon we might be all dead
G                      D
But he knows a special place
Em              C
(???) one hour, of our brain quota (?)
D                           G
Put all them bombs in outer space

(One strum each)
G
   I don't want no nuclear freeze
C
   No funny looking skin disease
G                                     D  Dsus4 Dsus4 Dsus4  D
   I don't want my face blowed apart
            G
So the next time you see a commie
C
Might be somebody's mommy
G                             D                G
Forget about those bombs and     light a fart

Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
Gonna let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face...

Lord Mr. President, Mr. Russkie President, with the jelly stain on your
head, don't be
pushing the button, I don't want to die!

G    C    G    C    G    C    D    G

G

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