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From: puccetti@glasscity.net (Frederick Puccetti)
Subject: Somebody Slap Me ! 
Date: Thu, 25 Sep 1997 01:16:34 -0400

SOMEBODY SLAP ME !
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Intro    A    |  E  D  |    4 times

I found a girl who's got her own money,  She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She got herself a beauty school diploma,    Runner up to Miss Oklahoma.
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B
She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly",      She's into football, She likes my chilli,
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A     |  E   D  |
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....     ( stop     riff  )
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A     |  E   D  |
I found a girl who's sweeter than honey, She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies.
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing.
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B
Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show, She likes to fish, she got her own boat,  Y'all !
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A     |  E   D  |
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....  (  stop     riff  )
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Solo          A   |  E   D  |   4 times 
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B
Got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue, She wants a husband,
But not any time soon.  Y'all  !
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A     |  E   D  |
Somebody slap me,    ( STOP )    Somebody slap me,   ( STOP )
    ( DRUMS )  Can't be this happy, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me..... riff
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A     |  E   D  |
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me,
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....   (  stop     riff  )
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Solo           fade                 A   |  E   D  |