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                          JOCK-O-RAMA - Dead Kennedys
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intro:(how 'bout them hogs)
e[----------4-----------------4-]
b[-------5-----5-----------5----]
g[-2--6-----------6--2--6-------]

main riff/verse:
a[----------------------------------------------------]
e[-5--3-3-0-0-3-3-5-5-3--0--0-3-3-5--3-3-0-0-5-5-3--0-]

OH AH OH bit mach I:
   A          C  A
e[-5--5-5-5-5-3--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--]
b[-5--5-5-5-5-5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--]
g[-6--6-6-6-6-5--6--6-6-6-6-6-6--]
d[-7--7-7-7-7-5--7--7-7-7-7-7-7--]
a[-7--7-7-7-7-3--7--7-7-7-7-7-7--]
e[-5--5-5-5-5----5--5-5-5-5-5-5--]

verse/main riff:
you really like gorillas? we've got just the pet for you
it's the way you're forced to act to survive our schools
make whole life revolve around sports 
walk tough - don't act to smart
     B                       C           main riff
be a mean machine then we'll let you get ahead

chorus:
D                  C  D#
jock-o-rama - save my soul 
      D                           C A
we're under the thumb of the beef patrol
    D                       C     D#
the future of america is in there hands 
D                    D#
watch it roll over niagra falls

--another verse--another chorus--

break:

A //// ; C ; A //// ; C ; A //// ; C ; A

e[-5-4-3------------------]
b[-------5-4------5--4--5-] X2
g[-------------2----------]

OH AH OH bit

e[-5-4-3------------------]
b[-------5-4------5--4----] X2
g[-------------2----------]

OH AH OH bit mach II:
   A          C  A              D          F   D
e[-5--5-5-5-5-3--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-08--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-]
b[-5--5-5-5-5-5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-7-10--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-]
g[-6--6-6-6-6-5--6--6-6-6-6-6-6-7--7-7-7-7-10--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-]
d[-7--7-7-7-7-5--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-10--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-]
a[-7--7-7-7-7-3--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5--5-5-5-5-08--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-]
e[-5--5-5-5-5----5--5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------------]

(D)                                 C                 A                 
unzip that old time religion on the almighty football field
    D                           C                    A
beerbellies of all ages come to watch the gladiators bleed

OH AH OH
     D                                          C                  A 
"now boys this game ain't played for fun you're going out there to win 
D                               C                   A
how d'ya win? get out there and snap the other guys knee

(extreme mute on the A chord shape)
Beat em up! Beat em up Ra Ra Ra

snap those spinal chords Ha Ha Ha
         D                 D         C                        D
the star Quarter Back lies injured unconcious on the football feild
      D                   D               C               G     D
looks like his necks been broken seems to happen somwhere every year 

--another few lines--same chords--

who cares? bit: A ////// ; A# ////// ; B ////// ; C ////// repeat 1ce

new main riff: (just up three semi-tones)

d[-----------------------------------------------------1--1--1-]
a[-3--1-1-----1-1-3-3-1-------1-1-3--1-1-----1-1-3-3-3---------]
e[--------3-3------------3--3------------3-3-------------------]

--another verse--another chorus--both up three semi-tones--

end with

C ////// ; Bb ////// ; A ////// ; G / ; A ; Bb ; X3

C ////// ; Bb ////// ; A ////// ; D# / /  ; C

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