The Kitty Cat song:  By the great one David Allen Coe

Intro: G (muting strings)

G
Kitty cat sittin in the parking lot
sun was beatin down and the pussy got hot, hot
C                             G
Pussy, just a friendly little cat  MEOW!!!
D         G
Mmmm  Hot Pussy

G 
Kitty cat climbed up on my front steps
rain was beatin down and the pussy got wet, wet
C                             G
Pussy, just a friendly little cat   MEOW!!!
D        G
Hot, Wet Pussy

G
Kitty cat got into my liquor last night
drank all my whiskey and the pussy got tight, tight
C                             G
Pussy, just a friendly little cat   MEOW!!!
D               G
Hot, Wet, Tight Pussy

(More feeling)
G
Kitty cat climbed into my rockin chair
Rocked so hard that it lost it's hair, bald
C                             G
Pussy, just a friendly little cat   MEOW!!!
D                     G
Hot, Wet, Tight, Bald Pussy
D                     G
Hot, Wet, Tight, Bald pussy
                             G
Ooh baby that's what i like