DOWN ON THE FARM
( CAMEL )

Intro : ( bar chords  )  A D E G B x 4     A G 

D                   D/ C#
Every Sunday morning bit 'fore daybreak
D/B                A
Down upon the farm on the fishpond
G                     G/F#
All the little ducks they go paddling 
Em                  A
Look out goldfish you're for breakfast

Sunday morning hear the church bells ringing
High up in the trees the birds were singing
In the dewy grass spiders spinning
Rooster calls and cockses doodle

All around the farm, animals stirring
Through the morning mist the bulls are beefing
In the grassy meadows cows are munching
Daisy bell it's time for milking

D         D/C# D/B        A          G       G/F#
There's such a lot to be done on the farm
Em      A
In the sunshine
     Bm       A                G           D         Em
And when it's lunchtime, it's off down the pub for a pint
D     D/C#   D/B        A         G       
Back on the tractor to finish the ploughing

Standing all alone Fred the scarecrow
Hasn't got a clue how the wheat grows
Doesn't mind the rain, hates the cold though
'specially when those ice winds blow snow

All along the lane the bees are buzzing
Little furry things in hedgerows scurrying
In amongst the corn the bunnies are bouncing
Must have springs upon their feet
Bm         A            G            D        Em
Behind the cowshed, the ploughman is taking a peek
D    D/C#      D/B            A           G       
At the farmers daughter who's hanging her undies
G
In the sun

                    Bm
Better get on your boots and join us
G            D
Down on the farm                              ( 5 times )
                   Bm
Better get on your boots and join us
G     D          F#
Down here on the farm

Intro : ( bar chords  )  A D E G B x 4     A G 

It's a lovely day for country walking
Vicar's on his bike, Billie's skateboarding
Farmer and his dog, outback shooting
Gun goes off and pigs stop tweeting

Lots of baby cyg's around the farmyard
Great big piles of sh… behind the rhubarb
Sitting in his pram, baby's bunting
Does a (burp) and starts his grunting

Give him a drink, he's gone pink
Wants his Mummy, needs changing I think
Such a lot to be can on the farm
In the sunshine

     Bm        A               G            D        Em
And when it's lunchtime, it's off down the pub for a pint
D       D/C#  D/B            A        G       
Sneak out the back way with Nelly the barmaid (ooooor)
G
To the woods

                    Bm
Better get on your boots and join us
G            D
Down on the farm                        

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