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                     HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU BASTARD - Blink182
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By: Jarrett Robinson Of "Offwhite" Offwhitekids.com
This song is extremly easy, its all power chords.

Chords:
G|---6------------|
D|---6---6---8---4|
A|---4---6---8---4|
E|-------4---6---2|
     c#  g#  a#  f#

                c#                              G# 
Verse:  Its Christmas eve and ive only wrapped two fucking presents
         c#                             G#
Its Christmas eve and ive only wrapped two fucking presents
                  A#                        F#
Chorous:  and i hate hate hate your guts i hate hate hate your guts
c#         G#                F#
And i'll never talk to you again (unless your dad will suck me off)
C#   G#                 F#
I'll never talk to you again (unless your mom will touch my cock)
C#   G#                F#
i'LL never talk to you again (ejaculate into a sock)
C#   G#                 F#
I'll never talk to you again

            c#                                 G#
Verse: It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs 
      C#                               G#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
A#
And he shit shit shit his pants
F#
He is always fucking shittin his pants


Thats it bassically, just do the chorus over one more time, and end it. Very simple
I know thats the right progression but it may be in the wrong key so if someone has 
correct key its in please correct it.  My email adress is starangel404@aol.com

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